I think this is so funny.
According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're a Coloradoan if...
You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane
You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
Your car insurance costs more than your car.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
April showers bring May blizzards.
'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
SPF 90 is not out of the question.
People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
Driving directions usually include 'Go over _________ Pass.'
You've 'checked for ticks'
You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka w/a hood.
You've gone snow skiing in July and...
You've gone sunbathing in January and...
They were in the same year!
Hilarious, don't you think? And if you need more, email me for the unedited list. :)