2. French fries are NOT your friend, Mer. I know you love them, but they are no respecter of the hips and thighs. Next time order steamed veggies.
3. That "lost" parking pass you need for today wasn't lost after all. It stayed exactly where you left it. Your mind, however, is another story.
4. Think long and hard before you go to the trouble to mop. Your floors will only stay clean for a few minutes before the dog or the family mucks 'em up. Save your sanity; live with dirt.
5. Be careful how far you actually stretch the cord on the vacuum cleaner. It might damage the plug and render your vacuum inoperable, which until repaired will cause you to notice every. single. white. wiry. hair. that. your. beagle. sheds. and will drive you slowly insane.