My middle child came into the kitchen a little while ago and said this to me:
"Mom, I was going to give up sloth this week (for Lent) but since it took me 10 minutes to get out of bed, I think I'll give up unhealthy snacks instead."
She's a riot! (What 10-year-old do you know that uses words like "sloth"?)
There's never a dull moment around here. Never.
PS--She was totally serious about giving up sloth, and she came up with that one entirely on her own.
PPS--This same girl just responded to my "are you dressed" question by saying "No!" then bursting into the song from Annie, You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile. I love her so much.