Why does Apple introduce new products without any advertising hype? And why did Apple introduce the ultra cool iPod shuffle a mere thirty-six (36!) hours AFTER I bought the old one? (Hate that.)
Why do I keep getting baby formula and coupons in the mail? (It's not even funny to ask if I'm pregnant. I'm not.)
Why does laundry multiply?
Why does our dog feel the need to knock the bathroom trash bins over daily and strew the contents throughout the entire house?
Why do my kids forget to put the cap back on my markers? My really nice scrapbook markers?
Why do the jeans and shoes I bought two months ago no longer fit my children?
Why do all the television shows I love have to be watched sequentially in order to know what the heck is going on? Why are there no shows anymore with stand-alone episodes?
Why do schools put so much pressure on kids for Colorado standardized testing? And why do they schedule before-school activities that require them to be there an hour early on testing days? (This one makes me MAD!)
Why does my 6-year-old cry every single morning when I brush her hair?
Why is it so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose it?
Why does it snow where I live in March? And April? And May?
Why does coffee taste SO good in the mornings? And why does it taste even better the week following daylight savings time?
Why does the tire pressure indicator light keep coming on in my van when my tire pressure is FINE?
Why is it so rare to have a night when no one complains about what we're having for dinner?
Why do I have a need to arrange spare hangers in the girls' closet in ROYGBIV order?
And why do I take pictures of such things?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Anyone?